TYWNKY AND GOOBYR PRESENT AN EVENING OF SHORT PLAYS; OR, “WE APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE” by Sundown Collaborative Theatre

TYWNKY AND GOOBYR PRESENT AN EVENING OF SHORT PLAYS; OR, “WE APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE”

JULY 25th & AUGUST 1st, 2009

I DON’T KNOW THE FAT MAN

A large stranger asks a woman for money every day. Her roommate is tired of hearing about it, especially since he has his own story about the stranger. Whose story will prevail in the end?

WRITTEN BY: Twynky
DIRECTED BY: Goobyr
TWYNKY: Tashina Richardson
GOOBER: Cody Lucas

A KNOCK AT THE DOOR

Adam is down on his luck. He can’t afford basic living expenses, and will probably be evicted if he doesn’t come up with rent money. Luckily, Aloysius, a fast-talking and confident salesman, is willing to give Adam the money he needs with just a slight catch…

WRITTEN BY: Cody Lucas
DIRECTED BY: Tiffany Hillan
ADAM: Robert Linder
ALOYSIUS: Morgan Hillan

THE COCK ROBIN PORN SHOP

This little farce answers the pressing question… “What kind of porn would birds want to watch?” Birdie, a porn-shop check-out clerk, has seen it all.

WRITTEN BY: Janis Butler Holm
DIRECTED BY: Morgan Hillan
BIRDIE: Lauren Hearn
MR. LARK: Morgan Hillan

THE COUCH

This comedy examines one of the most sacred relationships ever known – a man and his couch.

WRITTEN BY: Carol M. Rice
DIRECTED BY: Robert Linder
DAN: Robert Linder
JAKE: Michael Linder
AMY: Lauren Hearn

NOTHING

Two people are talking to each other about their problems but neither seem to listen.

WRITTEN BY: Tashina Richardson
DIRECTED BY: Morgan Hillan
A: Morgan Hillan
B: Lauren Hearn

THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES

Jim, an overly-enthusiastic college student and political activist, discovers that facebook has banned photos of breastfeeding mothers on their site. His roommate, Mike, endlessly teases Jim for caring about the issue, ever insinuating ulterior perverted motives from Jim’s activism. However, Mike will do just about anything for the attention of fellow female students, which of course leads him to trouble with the law.

WRITTEN BY: Robert Linder
DIRECTED BY: Morgan Hillan
JIM: Robert Linder
MIKE: Sean Ball (7/25), Goobyr (8/1)
DINAH/OFFICER: Lauren Hearn